Rare cat species

We thought that we were getting a chocolate lab. Turns out we getting an extremely rare animal. All we have is a 60 pound Chocolate cat that sits on the back of the couch. When my wife is home you will get up on the back of the couch behind her. Is very silly and does some strange things. She loves the snow and prances around in it like a horse.
About a week ago lacy the female cat started sleeping on top of me. This makes Jordyn extremely jealous and she whines at the cat on the bed. And she goes and whines after my wife. I am pretty sure she is tattling on the cat. My wife told the dog it's your own fault because she could have, with Papa but she didn't. Now the kitty get to come all with me.
If you follow my blog at all you will know that I have not posted much. My mouth pain and the rubbery quality to my right side of my face and tongue make it much more difficult to post. I am also having problems getting my photos from my phone into my PC. They used to automatically be added to my dropbox but now they don't for some reason. It seems like every time is a update to Windows all my apps work differently. Seems like every change makes it more difficult for me. Thank you again for reading this. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep posting and I will keep trying. God bless you.