I was thinking last night if anything that was good came out of being a Primary Progressive MS quadriplegic. Some of these are real and some are just trying to be funny. Sometimes I can not tell the difference.
I got no significant symptoms until my children were adults.
I don't have ALS.
I get to sleep till 9:30 AM on weekdays.
Get to sleep until 11 AM or noon on weekends.
And don't have to deal with three people I used to work with that were annoying (assholes).
I don't have to pick out my clothes.
I'm allowed to cough without covering my mouth.
I am fed as if I were royalty.
I get to read as much as I want.
I've discovered I get some free videos and TV shows with Amazon prime.
I have learned how stupid Siri is.
I have learned Siri is good for a few things that I can't live without.
I am chauffeured wherever I go, like important people.
I have a lot of people praying for me!
Get to pee into a bag.
I get to play the whiny crybaby card whenever is convenient.
I don't have to do laundry.
Have found out how much my wife really loves me and takes care of me.
Since I can't scratch her chin anymore, my cat leaves me alone and pesters my wife literally all the time.
Nobody asked me to help them move.
I'm sure there are more but these are all I can think of.
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